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| Dignitary? Or Stripper? You decide. |
Ever need a good old-fashioned whine
fest? Ever wish you could REALLY make it a WINE-fest? Mostly my
life is cruising along BEAUTIFULLY. My first book came out last week
and is a 'bestseller' according to Barnes & Noble—something
that is VERY VERY Cool... But I had a REALLY annoying evening, so I
am just going to take a moment to complain.
Lesson 1: Never PASTE pictures into
blogger.
This first is the REASON that this post
really just couldn't be anything but a whinefest. I have a guest
over on my regular blog (who wrote a FABULOUS post) but I tried and
tried and tried and Blogger kept eating the bloody post.
Turns out the trouble was embedded
pictures. GRRRRR. Each one took like forty thousand lines of HTML
and kept crashing the bloody thing. And each time I'd write my little
intro and format a few things... and then GONE.
So don't do that.
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| Do you suppose it is half llama half hydra? |
Lesson 2: Turns Out if You are
Unhealthy and Feel Poorly for Months, it makes you CRABBY
HWMNBMOTI has been a big grouch-puss
for a couple weeks, testy, pissy, crabby... And I've (helpfully) been
telling him his medications aren't working (they are supposed to
mellow the mood swings) and he has been ANGRY with me for not letting
him HAVE his moods. We finally talked it through and a lightbulb
went on. He hasn't felt well for MONTHS... thing after thing in his
physical health keeps happening and then it is layered with the
mental health stuff (PTSD response, anxiety).
For pete's sake, I study PAIN for a
living. I KNOW it is depressing to live with a miserable condition.
But when it is too close to home (inside the home) it is easy not to
apply what you know.
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| Llamasus! The elusive winged Llama!!! |
Lesson 3: (the one I intend to apply
ASAP): If you don't have an icemaker, then there is a SYSTEM to the
ice trays and if you don't FOLLOW IT, then you are likely to be hit
in the head with the tray you left in there with TWO cubes and
started a NEW tray using more than half of it.
For the LOVE OF LLAMAS, EMPTY the
bloody tray of ice and fill it with water before starting a new one
or I will BEAT YOU!
And Now, to make myself feel better, I
am going to sprinkle this post with llamas.
(By the time you read this, I won't be crabby anymore...)
