Sassy, entertaining tart obsessed with writing seeks Philanthropist, Investor or Sugar Daddy*
* When I say Sugar Daddy, you need to understand this is an honorary title, like the PhDs imparted to politicians and nobility at graduations across the country about a month from now... you get to flaunt the title, but really, it is for MY benefit...
Requirements: Ability to send large checks, preferably about ten grand a month (I need to pay off some debt and I'd really like to go to some conferences, hire a web designer... and take my kids on a vacation... you see, they've never been to Disney World, so this isn't all that unreasonable...
What I will Do When I have a Benefactor
WRITE: I promise I will dedicate at least 3 hours to writing and 2 hours to promotion every day, in addition to my hour of blog-writing and hour of PLAY promotion (ie, Facebook, Twitter)
Exercise: I will work out 90 minutes daily in the gym membership YOU will provide! Sometimes I will do a class (aerobics or something) sometimes I will power walk and then do weights, sometimes I will swim... good to mix it up a bit. But with YOUR investment, I will look GOOD!
Eating: I will eat more fruits and veggies. I will eat organic... I will even hire a chef for 3 nights a week to give my hubby a break so that he is more content cooking healthy stuff!
Research: I will be able to GO PLACES to do research! This will make my books even better!
So if you are seeking an artist to support, I'm your girl!