Delusional Co-workers.

You already know I'm delusional, but did you know that the people that I work with are delusional too? So delusional, in fact, that we have created another person. *nods*

This is Eric Spartan. To you he may be just a balloon with a blue wig, but to us he is Eric, zombie hunter extraordinaire. Okay, so the zombie part may be down to me *shifty*, but it was a friend who actually created Eric one night at work, while it was another friend who suggested zombies for one of my blogs and therefore gave me the idea to combine zombies and a blue-haired balloon into a fully fledged character.

He reads.

And he likes a drink or two.

Most important of all, he hunts zombies with one of my kitchen knives.

He's a good bloke, our Eric. And he fits in really well with me and my delusional friends.