You know the drill. You *have* to pick one (and only one). All in good Friday Fun!
You've been out dancing all night. Before going to work, would you rather have a shower and wear the same clothes you wore; or not have a shower, but get to put on fresh clothes?
Pick one: no more hugs, or no more kisses?
Would you rather never be able to wear shoes, or never be able to take them off?
You wake up one morning looking like Miss/Mr World. The only problem is you have to make a choice - either only you can see you as this while the rest of the world will see you as ugly; OR the rest of the world will see you as gorgeous, but you will see yourself in the mirror as ugly. Which one is it? (And yes, your "regular" looks are gone forever.)
This should be a piece of cake for any Twihards, but still.... You can either only ever read the Twilight series over and over again for the rest of your life; OR never pick up any book ever again.
Would you rather eat the food you absolutely don't like at least once every week for a year; or go without your favourite food at all for one year?
Your house is burning, and you only have the time to rescue one thing. Will it be the laptop with the ONLY copy of your nearly-finished novel; or will it be the album with the ONLY copies of your family photos?
Would you rather be stuck in a (literally) eternal line at customer services (but get actual help); OR be forced to always ask "Microsoft Help" on your computer whenever a problem arises?
And a classic at the end: Your partner is a mermaid/merman - would you have the top or bottom half be the fish-part...?